Would you F*** for Chanel ?

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Le bio devient de plus en plus tendance... Bouffe, t-shirts, pantalons, sacs; on en fait une overdose. Personnellement, je n'arrive à aimer ni ces t-shirts so-not-comfortable en coton bio, ni ces sacs qui adoptent la ayons-tous-la-même-forme-et-même-motifs attitude qui font rimer bio et pas-beau. (sauf le fameux shopping bag Lanvin for H&M, que je ne peux me permettre de critiquer)

Mais qui a dit qu'il était impossible de faire rimer sac eco-friendly et chic ? (mis à part mon dictionnaire de rime qui me dit que eco-friendly rime plus avec "ugly" que "chic")

Wait ! L’inimitable styliste Nicole Locher amoureuse du vintage politiquement incorrect nous prouve que mon dictionnaire a tort. C'est entre un collier "eat a dick" et un t-shirt "best piece of ass in town" que la je-mets-des-propos-pervers-dans-toutes-mes-créations du luxe nous offre une ligne de sac Maud & Tilda haute en chic, luxe, sensualité, moquerie, mais surtout... Humour - signature de Locher !

Je-suis-carrément-FAN.

La morale de l'histoire ? M'acheter un nouveau dictionnaire des rimes. 

These quotes are just amazing. Any favorite ?

Eco-fashion is becoming more and more trendy... Food, t-shirts, pants, bags; having an overdose of it. Personally, I just can't love those so-not-comfortable t-shirts made into organic cotton, nor these bags adopting the lets-have-the-same-shape-and-pattern attitude which are making organic and non-fantastic rhyme. (except the famous shopping bag Lanvin for H&M that I can't let myself criticize)

But who said it was impossible to make eco-friendly and chic rhyme ? (apart from my dictionary of rhymes that is telling me "eco-friendly" rhymes more with "ugly" than "chic")

Wait ! The inimitable designer Nicole Locher, lover of the vintage politically incorrect proves that my dictionary is wrong. It's between a "eat a dick" necklace and a "best piece of ass in town" t-shirt that the I-put-perverted-quotes-in-all-my-creations of luxury offers a new line of shopping bags named Maud & Tilda with a high level of chic, luxury, sensuality, mockery, but especially... Humor -  the Locher hallmark !

I-am-such-a-big-FAN.

The moral of the story ? Buy a new dictionary of rhymes.

Dedicating this article to my friend Julien who - weirdly - thought of me when he heard about it...
Now lemme ask you, dear reader, would you fuck for Chanel?

Xox, Fashiomina!